People tend to omit the truth when it comes to what it's really like being a parent. While this card is hilarious and true, one thing that no one can prepare you for is the immense love you can feel for a human baby - - even after he/she douses you in (insert bodily fluid of choice). Bottom line: don't be a liar, get this card.
Folded size is 5"x7" and includes a white envelope. Available in packs of 5 and 10.
Printed on high quality 15pt cardstock with a matte soft-touch finish (fancy!)
In stock and ready to ship.
